Welcome to the Web Home of Matilda "Tilly" Scully


World Famous Romance Novelist
(Not really, but maybe someday)

Thanks for visiting my site. Hey guess what? I'm now an author. I have written seven books and six of them are now on Amazon and one is free online.

In my books I tell the world about my promiscuous behaviour that crossed the line to the point of violating societyís standards of decency.

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Aussie

A little more about me

My name is Matilda, but my friends call me Tilly. I am a photographer, very single and I used to be a model. Modeling is a young person's business and now I am approaching the ripe old age of 30 and I'm now on the other side of the camera. I was born and raised in Queensland and lived on a sheep station with my parents and three brothers. My family own and operate a sheep station in the centre part of the state. After high school I moved to Brisbane. I wanted to go to college and my parents wanted me to stay and work at the sheep station. I needed to get away and enjoy life away from smelly goats and sheep. I enrolled at the university and studied business administration I took several photography classes. After four years of partying, I graduated without honours. I didn't want to go back to the sheep station and I couldn't live in Brisbane any longer. I needed to start over and find a place where no one knows me. I needed to get away from a few of my ex-boyfriends that were interfering in my life. I needed to get away from one of my exes that I had become afraid of when he started to stalk me. I needed to get away from smelly sheep and goats.

I decided to move to the Surf Coast in Victoria, which is about a 90 minute drive south of Melbourne. Why? The Surf Coast is the farthest place away from my previous life that I could find. I could have moved to Western Australia, but that's too far away and I prefer the east coast. Besides, the Surf Coast has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. I hope the fine people in Western Australia don't get mad at me when I tell you that the surfing is better on the east coast.

Anyway, I packed up all my worldly belongings and left Brisbane and headed south. I took my time and arrived on the Surf Coast five days later. I checked into a motel on a nice beach and spent a week visiting every beach and town on the coast. Some were clothes optional. On one of the prettiest beaches I met two very nice girls. Their names are Kelli and Stacy and they were looking for another flatmate (Roommate).

Kelli and Stacy lived in a building nicknamed, "The Heartbreak Hotel." A lot of people just like me live there. They come down here after bad relationships looking for a fresh start. This gets better. Kelli and Stacy have a 3 bedroom flat with a huge balcony facing the beach. ITís A CLOTHES OPTIONAL BEACH! I thought I died and went to heaven. I'm sure you have heard the phrase, chick magnet. These two girls are bloke magnets. They are both drop dead gorgeous and the blokes (men) line up for their choosing. I'm happy with just their leftovers.

The building is always full of the most beautiful men and women that I have ever seen in one place. Every day is sex and more sex. There is sex on the beach, sex in their flats and sex in their neighbour's flat. There were people having sex everywhere. This building was a dream come true. This was where I wanted to live. This was where I needed to live. When they asked me if I wanted to move in with them, I couldn't say yes fast enough. I was so happy I almost wet my pants.

Living on the Surf Coast is like living a dream. After being pursuaded by my roomies, I decided to write about this new life I have. I knew nothing about being an author, so I sort of winged it and stumbled a little at first. Then it seemed that my writing and the descriptions of me and my roomies escapades improved and people started buying my books. I have now written seven books and I have enjoyed every minute of it.

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Relaxing in the hot sun with a cool breeze blowing across my body makes me very vulnerable.
Fortunately I have Fluffy to protect me. If you happen to see us on the beach, we both love belly rubs.

Because my name is Matilda people are constantly asking me about our unofficial National Anthem. Waltzing Matilda is, briefly, a song about a tramp who camps by a creek and steals a sheep. Three policemen arrive; rather than submit to capture, the tramp commits suicide by drowning himself in the creek. I should mention that at the time the penalty for stealing sheep (and lots of other things) was "hanging by the neck until dead". So, committing suicide wasn't as drastic as it might seem.

Waltzing Matilda

"Banjo" Paterson, 1893
Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong,
Under the shade of a coulibah tree,
And he sang as he sat and waited till his billy boiled:

Chorus:
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

2. Down came a jumbuck to drink beside the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and seized him with glee
And he sang as he tucked the jumbuck in his tuckerbag

Chorus:
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he tucked the jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

3. Down came the stockman, riding on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?"

Chorus:
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

4. Up jumped the swagman and plunged into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," cried he
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,

Chorus:
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,
Who'll come a waltzing matilda with me.


Waltzing Matilda waltzing Matilda


You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me


Waltzing Matilda Definitions

Billabong - Originally an aboriginal word for a section of still water adjacent to a river, cut off by a change in the watercourse, cf. an oxbow lake. In the Australian outback, a billabong generally retains water longer than the watercourse itself, so it may be the only water for miles around.

Billy - A tin can, maybe two litres (four pints) in capacity, usually with a wire handle attached to the top rim, in which 'swaggies' (and contemporary Australian campers) boil water to make tea (and to kill the beasties in the water they've taken out of the billabong).

Coolibah tree (also coolabah) - A particular kind of eucalyptus which grows beside billabongs.

Jumbuck - A sheep

Squatter - As Australia was settled, there was of course little or no authority and bureaucracy in place. People 'squatted' on patches of land, grazed their animals, grew their crops and built their houses and fences. In due course, as authority arrived, it generally accepted the claims of whoever was in apparent possession of the land (aboriginals had been no match for armed blue men, and anyway were largely nomadic across reasonably large areas). Particularly in good quality grazing country, squatters quickly became relatively very well off, hence the term 'squattocracy' which blends 'squatter' with 'aristocracy'. The constabulary tended to work with them to maintain law and order. To non-land-owners, squatters were an object of resentment.

Swagman - A gentleman of the road, an itinerant roaming country roads, a drifter, a tramp, a hobo. Carried his few belongings slung in a cloth, which was called by a wide variety of names, including 'swag', 'shiralee' and 'bluey'. Given the large number of names for them, they must have been a pretty common sight.

Troopers - Cavalry soldiers, or perhaps mounted militia-men or policemen. To a swaggie, what was the difference??

Tucker-bag - A bag to keep tucker in. (Tucker is food.)

Waltzing matilda - Matilda was a mock-romantic word for a swag, and to waltz matilda was to hit the road with a swag on your back. The term is thought to come from a German expression, Auf die Walz gehen, meaning to take to the road, and Mathilde is a girl's name, applied to one's bed-roll. So the poem (doggerel? folk song?) can be interpreted as yet another Aussie complaint about them in authority. We're one of the most urbanised nations in the world, who sort-of yearn for the wide open spaces (there's so much of it out there!), and the freedom that goes with it (or at least seems to go with it, to those that don't live there). So Waltzing Matilda strikes a chord (so to speak), generation after generation, for the same reason that Crocodile Dundee was as popular here as anywhere else - we know we're not like that; but it's fun pretending for a while that we are.


About the author - "Banjo" Paterson

Waltzing Matilda was written by a young Sydney solicitor and poet by the name of Andrew Barton Paterson in 1893, who at the time was writing under the pen name of "The Banjo". Born near Orange (NSW) on a station which was owned and later managed by his father, Paterson was educated at Sydney Grammar School. He qualified as a solicitor but his adult life was divided between legal practice, journalism, and pastoral pursuits. It was during a shearing strike that a sequence of events took place that culminated in "The Banjo" writing a song that is now known throughout the world and forever stamped in the psyche of all Australians. This most absorbing and intriguing story of our national song with it's unique blend of violence; union strikes; secret meetings in the dead of night; absentee landlords; suicide; fire; music; outback settings; class struggle; and a fascinating love affair, will, once exposed, forever excite the imagination of the public. And, when taken into context in its entirety, may well explain just why Waltzing Matilda makes us feel the way it does.


In case you are wondering, our actual National Anthem is Advance Australia Fair




I just added these. They are really fun and I might add more.

Play the illegal alien game. It's fun!
Play a game of hoops.
Play a game of darts.


Holy cow! It's a miracle!
Miracle

Below is my lame attempt at adding a little humour to this site

They Walk Among Us

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. Then she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?" . . .

They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on It saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution ...

They Walk Among Us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern Standard Time or Western Standard Time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Eastern" . . . . . .

They Walk Among Us!
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A mate and I were eating lunch in a restaurant when we overheard a woman at the next table talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive up the coast. She was saying she drove a convertible and a blonde girl sitting across from her said, "How did you get sunburned? Wasn't the car was moving?". . .

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that's designed to to break the window if the car goes into the water. She keeps it in the trunk....

They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a mate when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My mate said, "Wouldn't the Chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!
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While in an Italian restaurant I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. The cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces, I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!
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They walk among us, and what's scary is that they reproduce - and, God help us, some of them even vote!


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